Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Championship

I am exhausted. One more day of work this week. Thank freaking goodness.

My client was talking about "adult toys" today, and I busted out laughing. Turns out he meant things like snowmobiles and jetskis. Professionalism = me.

A coworker stared at my boobs on at least 3 different occasions today. It was weird. Especially since I was wearing a really high crewneck with a jacket over it. No boobage was visible. I got kind of pissed off and was ready to say, "My eyes are up here, buddy." But at that point he must have gotten over it because he stopped ogling the boobs.

11 comments:

theotherbear said...

I would completely laugh at any mention of adult toys. In fact I would probably start talking most inappropriately of my friend Mr Buzzy.

Noelle said...

I would have laughed out loud, too.

nancypearlwannabe said...

Yeah, "adult toys" would have gotten a snort out of me, too.

claire said...

If there was no boobage to be seen, i would have immediately assumed i had spilled something on myself and he was getting distracted by some gross stain.

Adult Toys. Heh.

Stefanie said...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure "adult toys" would have thrown me as well.

Jess said...

I wonder if your client was really that clueless, or just very clever.

hello insomnia said...

I wish I could wear a bra on my head, but that would be kind of weird, right?

Lara said...

Hee!

(Apparently I am a woman of few words today)

Jenny said...

"Do you have a question for my boobs?"

Also, snowmobiles are not adult toys or if they are I don't want to know how they are used.

Never change, my friend.

lotus07 said...

It is the change of season....all animals start acting weird in the fall and the spring. Come Christmas, he won't even notice your chest.

abbersnail said...

I would have laughed at "adult toys." Actually, I had a somewhat related incident this week. I think I found my blog topic for today.