Thursday, July 05, 2007

What What!

I was goofing around on blogs tonight and happened across Jen's blog, which had a link to Gizoogle. Gizoogle translates any website into "jive." So I translated my blog, and here is my last post, according to Gizoogle.

Happy Independence Day ta all of you (also affectionately referred ta in many nations as tha Day Before -R-'s Birthday) thats off tha hook yo!

I hizzle already begun tha birthday celebrizzles. Today mah assistant bought bagels fo` tha Breakfast Birthday Celebrizzles. Then one of mah boss's tizzle me out ta lunch fo` tha Lunch Birthday Celebrizzles. And tizzy afta wizzle I wizzay ta tha mizzy fo` tha Ann Taylor Loft Birthday Celebrizzle where I bought two skirts fo` $27.50. The sale is buy one sale item, git shot calla sale item fo` half price, so one of tha skirts ended up cost'n $7.50! Then I came home, n mah baby daddy had sizzent flowa fo` tha official Floral Birthday Celebrizzles . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. I am not sure yet whizzat we is going ta do tomorrow besides attempt ta W-to-tha-izzatch two fireworks displays at once (the Fireworks Birthday Celebrizzles. Thiznen it is mah actual birthday, n Double G is com'n ta ghetto fo` tha Bizzy Friend Birthday Celebrizzles. Finally, on Saturday, H n I is going out fo` tha Official Birthday Dinna in tha hood. Consider'n T-H-to-tha-izzat mah 25th birthday was spizzent straight trippin' an official practice bar exam, I believe tizzle I deserve all tha birthday fanfare, even though mah 25th birthday was 3 years ago. P-L-to-tha-izzus, I am special. [Insert rap fizzy here.]

All tha birthday celebrizzles mizzy one perpetratin': mah mom's birthday is on Monday! Hiznelp . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T! I asked mah sista fo` gizzift ideas, but mah sista said, "My specialty is Christmas, not birthdays." Are there any birthday specialists out there? I need sum-m sum-m T-H-to-tha-izzat is NOT a knick-knack. My mom's hobbies is golf n ballin'. She has expensive (or straight trippin' she loves a good deal) taste. She is not good wit technology yeah yeah baby. She enjoys long walks on tha beach n messin' champagne in tha moonlight . Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Oh wait fo' rizeal. I think I gots off topic there.

17 comments:

alyndabear said...

LMAO! I'm so going to do this tomorrow, because damn if that doesn't shizzle my um, grizzle.

theotherbear said...

ha ha to tha izzle!

Marmite Breath said...

Hizzappy Biznirthday, Beeyatch!

3carnations said...

That was great. I kept referring back to the original post for a translation, yo.

janet said...

hahahha fo shizzle!

stefanie said...

Woah. Please promise me you won't write all your posts in -izzle speak now. It makes my brain hurt a bit. (Clearly I am not a gangsta dogg.)

Galoot said...

Wow...

I spent ten minutes at work "gizoogling" our websites at work!

lizgwiz said...

That is delightful. From hence forth I shall refer to all special occasions as "Celebrizzles."

jen from Boston/oncemore said...

straight trippin', I love the celebrizzles.

Noelle said...

I admit I could only read half of this post before I was completely whacked out of my mind. Can we get June Cleaver up in here to translate it back?

JayAre said...

This is so awesome. I'm totally going to do it to my blog right now. I'm a copycat, fo rizzle.

One Smart Cookie said...

This is awesome. It does make my brain hurt a bit, but still - awesome.

L Sass said...

OMG. Best post ever!! I am checking this out, stat.

metalia said...

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. (Lizzaughing?)

Jenny said...

Outta-sight, my sister from another mister.

And Happy (late) motherfucking birthday, beeyotch.

I blame my strep throat for missing it.

Rayleen said...

I understood very little of that, but Happy Birthday!

guinnses girl said...

HA! Awesome.