Monday, July 02, 2007

Oh, Sexy Girlfriend

Sognatrice awarded me a Rockin' Girl Blogger Award today.


There is supposed to be a picture of the little award above, but I don't know how to make it show up, so you will just have to trust me. Or you can click over to Sognatrice's blog if you don't believe that she really gave me this oddly named award.

I don't know how I feel about being a Rockin' Girl Blogger. It makes me think of the foreign exchange student on Sixteen Candles (Long Duck Dong) yelling, "Oh, sexy girlfriend!"

I am feeling really "Rockin'" (those are Quotes of Irony) after doing my entire dance workout DVD tonight. There are parts of the workout where Head Workout Lady tells me to do my own arm movements to really make the dance my own. My arm movements consist of me holding up my index fingers and wiggling them around like I am a really bad 1920s male dancer. (I feel like 1920s female dancers did jazz hands while their partners just pointed and moved their hands up and down.) I am the least sexy dancer ever, and that is ok with me. I do have a rap face that I make when I am trying to dance seriously, but it is hard to replicate on command. It just comes naturally when I am in the groove. Picture the nerdiest person you know trying to look hip-hop. That is probably a close approximation of the rap face.

9 comments:

Marmite Breath said...

Pssst, H......you need to put a hidden camera in the room when -R- is doing her workout video. I want to see that rapface really bad.

sognatrice said...

Ooh, I want to see it too! Camera! Camera!

Hmm...on the button...if you right click and save it from my site, you should just be able to paste it into your post here. No? Drat!

Anyway, I can vouch for you, that you are indeed a Rockin' Girl Blogger. I hope you're feeling more comfortable with your title as time goes on.

Noelle said...

You know, nothing says "punk rock" like a blank box where there should be an icon. You do, indeed, rock. Even without the aerobics.

One Smart Cookie said...

Oh, boy do I want to see that rap face. I bet it's better than my face while working out, which has caused Matt to ask, "Why do you leave your mouth hanging open like that?" (The Answer: to get as much oxygen as possible into my poor, bedraggled body.) Of course, after that he was banned from even being on the same floor as me when I work out.

Lawyerish said...

I'm never coming back here unless you promise to post a picture of the rap face.

(Ok, no, I will always come back here...but I really, really want to see the rap face.)

Christine said...

Aww, congratulations.

Also, will you be my "New style American girlfriend?"
Thanks.

L Sass said...

Screw pictures, the people demand "rap face" VIDEO!!!

metalia said...

I agree; post a picture, stat! Congrats on your award...are you going to be touring the country now, spreading the gospel of Rock?

stefanie said...

That award icon made me think of Jem and the Holograms, but I love the Long Duck Dong reference as well. (I have nothing against Gem and the Holograms, by the way. She is truly, truly, truly outrageous, after all.)

And since there seems to be a chant going... I demand the rapper face as well. :-)