Earlier this week...
H: We got two packages from Amazon.com today.
Me: Don't open them.
H: Can I just open the small one?
H: Ok, I'll just open the big one.
H: Fine. I'll only open both of them.
H: I'll just guess what is in them, and you tell me when I guess right.
H: What if I open them, look inside, but then tape them back up and pretend to be surprised when I open them again?
Me: Let me think about it. No.
H: I'm going to open them when you leave for work.
Me: No, you're not.
H: LET ME OPEN THEM!
Today we exchanged presents. We are going to be out of town for Christmas. Plus today we went to a performance of "A Christmas Carol" that H's cousin was in, which was surprisingly good. And I wanted to give H some time to play around with one of his presents. I gave H a cordless circular saw (that he picked out) and a pair of cuff links. H gave me some gorgeous diamond earrings. It was a very Christmas-y day.