H sings along to the song playing in the sporting goods store.
Me: I can't believe you know this song.
H: Haven't you ever seen Short Circuit?
Me: Yes, once in the fourth grade.
H: That's no excuse. This is the theme song from the movie.
Our Friend Who Is Shopping With Us: Is the first Short Circuit the one where he gets gold-plated?
Friend: Now I understand why I lost to you in Trivial Pursuit.
H: I can't remember anything useful, but I know the name of the actor who played Grandpa Munster.
Me: I love you, you freak.